Here we come,
Through the market square,

With our funny,
Clothes and hair.


Aristotle and Socrates,
Plato and Diogenes,
Four fat scholars,

With our Greek philosophies.

Hey, hey,

We're the Thinkers,
Wondering what,
Life is for.


We're paid to,
Try and think up,

The answer
To that and more.


People found me irritating