We're holed up in Cleveland
We got nothing else to do
Except have bad intentions

And what history tells us to
I think it's time to finally cash that check
Let's get wrecked, oh let's get wrecked


All these folks around us
Say go get it while you're young

Climbing heaven's ladder
You can skip a couple rungs
Think it's time that all our dues got paid

Let's get laid, c'mon let's get laid

I black out the windows

And he boards up the door
I'm wound up with thinking
And he sleeps on the floor

He kisses like a !@%@
And I'm better off alone
Being in love is harder than I ever could've known


We're shacked up in Nashville
And the sky is coming down

Kids back in the backyard
All burning that sweet clown
Think it's time to default on that loan

Let's get stoned, c'mon let's get stoned

Pulling at our jeans now honey

We're biting at our necks
Shouting both our names out
Trying hard not to forget

Hit it out the park on the first pitch
Let's get hitched, oh let's get hitched


I black out the windows
And he boards up the door
I'm wound up with thinking

And he sleeps on the floor
He kisses like a !@%@
And I'm better off alone

Grown up love is harder than I ever could've known

We keep digging deeper

Sending someone else the bill
Crying to our mommas
When we can't climb up the hill

Pushing panic way down deep inside
We got pride, oh we got pride


I black out the windows
And he boards up the door
I'm wound up with thinking

And he sleeps on the floor
He kisses like a !@%@
And I'm better off alone

Real love is harder than I ever could've known