Shirley Depressed,

She is a mess.


I wonder what's behind her plastic breasts


She is convinced everything's fine

There's nothing I can say to change her mind


What the hell is wrong with you?


What am I supposed to do

To get you out of your bedroom?


She wants to be alone


Shirley wants to be alone

Shirley Depressed,


She is obsessed


With her ex-boyfriend that treated her like %#@!

Waiting in line,


wasting her time


For someone that she should've left behind

When will she ever get a clue?


That you have better things to do,


Than sit and cry inside your room