It was once a dark lonely summer's eve


On the lonely streets of Sunset


When the lord called upon 6 crazy m.c's

J Dog, Charlie Scene, Johnny 3 Tears, Da Kurlzz, and Tha Producer





(*spoken*)

Hey! Uh, man you forgot the homie funny man, C'mon!







And I can show you how to hump without making love


The way you look at me, I can tell that you're a freak


And I'll be laying in the sun, bottle and a gun

The way you look at me, I can tell that you're a freak







My clothes are always retro


Sexual like I'm hetero


And I play a (*##$ like nintendo (ZELDA!)

Take her for ride in my benzo


Funny as f**k, I should do stand up


Bust caps at the crowd like I don't give a f**k (f**k you)

Got a gold $$# grill


Hit me on the sidekick if you wanna chill


Hop in the ride, let's roll

I'm a barritone with a voice so low


It'll make your speakers explode


And I'll drop your panties to the floor (AH!)

Let me bend you over, let me lay you sideways


Hop in the back girls, FREAKY FRIDAYS!


If you got beef, then you better step up (*##$

Hollywood Undead ain't nothin' to f**k with







And I can show you how to hump without making love


The way you look at me, I can tell that you're a freak


And I'll be laying in the sun, bottle and a gun

The way you look at me, I can tell that you're a freak







Girl, come and smoke my ball like a Marlboro

Introduce me to your mom as Charles

It's Charlie Scene, Shake your $$# to the bass


Wait till you see my face, hey (*##$!

Wear them tight jeans that show your $$# crack


My first name gives Veitnam flash backs

I get drunk and do the same old, same old

Take three girls home and call them Charlies Angels


What'chu gonna do after we get signed?

I'm gonna lose my mind

Get 30 inch spinners and pimp my ride


Go back in time, be there that night and save 2Pac's life.

Then pay my fine for getting caught f**king on the Hollywood sign

I got the game on lock


I'll have a bottle and a glock

with bisceps like The Rock

Buy Tom's soul back from Rufford Murdock (hey!)






And I can show you how to hump without making love

The way you look at me, I can tell that you're a freak


And I'll be laying in the sun, bottle and a gun

The way you look at me, I can tell that you're a freak






Get down, I'll show you how

C'mon girl, let me show you how

Let's get freaky deaky now


(*repeat*)





And I can show you how to hump without making love

The way you look at me, I can tell that you're a freak

And I'll be laying in the sun, bottle and a gun

The way you look at me, I can tell that you're a freak





Get down, I'll show you how

If you got beef, then you better step up (*##$

Hollywood Undead ain't nothing to f**k with

Get down, I'll show you how

I'll have a bottle and a glock

with bisceps like The Rock

Buy Tom's soul back from Rufford Murdock



(*spoken*)

!#$*! What motherf**ker?!