Verse 1
Dogs have fur,
Lions have manes,

Birds have feathers,
And cats are lame,


Cows make milk,
Milk moustache,
And milk is so damn good!


This takes time,
To really grow,

It's so painful-OW OW OW(fast).

But there's a Mo,

That no one knows,
What Mo can you grow,


(Chorus)
Handle handle handle bars
Ha-Ha-Handle Handle bars

What Mo can you grow?
Super Super Mario
Super Mario super super Mario

What Mo can you grow?
Fu Fu Fu Fu Fu Manchu
F-F-F-Fu Manchu F-F-F-Fu Manchu

What Mo can you grow?
Mutton Mutton Mutton Chops
M-M-M-Mutton Chop Mutton Mutton Mutton Chops

What Mo can you grow?
Verse 2
Manly Hair,

On your face,
Growing out,
And taking shape,


Precise trimmers,
Are your tool,

Suddenly you're looking cool,

Your hair is full,

So beautiful,
Your grand-dad-will-be-proud,


And if you meet,
Tom Selleeeeck,
Would you communicate by,

Mo mo mo mo mo,
Mo mo mo mo mo,
Mo mo mo mo mo


It took me -- 2 months to,
Gr-o-o-o-o-w

Gr-o-o-o-o-w
Gr-o-o-o-o-w
What Mo can you grow?


(Chorus 2)
Handle handle handle bars

Ha-Ha-Handle Handle bars
What Mo can you grow?
Super Super Mario

Super Mario super super Mario
What Mo can you grow?
Fu Fu Fu Fu Fu Manchu

F-F-F-Fu Manchu F-F-F-Fu Manchu
What Mo can you grow?
Mutton Mutton Mutton Chops

M-M-M-Mutton Chop Mutton Mutton Mutton Chops
What Mo can you grow?


(Verse 3)
The secret of the stache,
Ancient mystery,

Somewhere deep inside,
I know you're growing,
What will it be,
Will I ever know,
Will always be a mystery,

What will I grow,

You're my dream come true,
What will I grow?
Will I ever know,

I want to, I want to, I want to know,