They made a statue of us
And they put it on a mountain top
Now tourists come and stare at us

Blow bubbles with their gum
Take photographs of fun, have fun


They'll name a city after us
And later say it's all our fault
Then they'll give us a talking to

Then they'll give us a talking to
'Cause they've got years of experience


We're living in a den of thieves
Rummaging for answers in the pages
We're living in a den of thieves

And it's contagious
And it's contagious
And it's contagious

And it's contagious

We wear our scarves just like a noose

But not 'cause we want eternal sleep
And though our parts are slightly used
New ones are slave labor you can keep


We're living in a den of thieves
Rummaging for answers in the pages

We're living in a den of thieves
And it's contagious
And it's contagious

And it's contagious
And it's contagious


They made a statue of us
They made a statue of us
The tourists come and stare at us

The sculptor's marble sends regards
They made a statue of us
They made a statue of us

Our noses have begun to rust

We're living in a den of thieves

Rummaging for answers in the pages
We're living in a den of thieves
And it's contagious

And it's contagious
And it's contagious
And it's contagious


And it's contagious
And it's contagious

And it's contagious
And it's contagious