Judas Priest ain't %#@!
and Iron Maiden blows
Eddie Van Halen's an $$#hole

and everyone knows

that what we need is

a hero
and what we need is
someone with a big red beard

and spandex like you
with his name on his shoes


Axl when you coming back
we need you we need you
asshole when you coming back

we need you we need you
asshole when you coming back
we need you we need you

asshole when you coming back
we need you we need you


Scott Weiland sucks

[Solo]


You and Slash
kicked a lot of $#&@ing $$#holes in together

with duff on the bass punchin' (*##$es in the face
better than anyone
you're better than everyone

you're better than everyone

please call Slash

on the telephone
just to let him know
that you're coming home

when are you coming home?
when are you coming home?


Axl when you coming back
we need you we need you
Axl when you coming back

we need you we need you
Axl when you coming back
we need you we need you

Axl when you coming back
we need you we need you


Scott Weiland is an $$#hole

Holio Holio oh


Scott Weiland is an $$#hole


Holio Holio oh

Scott Weiland is an $$#hole...