Freddy Krueger tell another joke
Freddy Krueger tell 'em about the time
you got that girl with the fingerbang

in the waterbed

Ash from evil dead you $#&@in' dick

Ash from evil dead you $#&@in'
son of a (*##$ you make me laugh
your jokes are such a gas


if I want a comedy
then I'll watch cannonball run

but really when I wanna see
some $#&@in' (*##$ get her head lopped off
I'll call someone else


Can I get a Jason Jason Jason Voorhees
He'll punch your head right off your neck [x4]


(jj blazing hot fire)


Micheal Myers what a $#&@ing joke
Micheal Myers just a giant !@$* mime
he's not the best unless he's boring me to death


all these %#@!heads never get it right
all these %#@!heads would rather

sit around and tell a joke than fight
I won't be watching them tonight


if I want a comedy
then I'll watch cannonball run
but really when I wanna see

some $#&@ing (*##$ get her head lopped off
I'll call someone else


Can I get a Jason Jason Jason Voorhees
He'll punch your head right off your neck [x4]


off your head off your head
you better run (*##$ [x4]


now you're dead now you're dead
and now he's taking a %#@! right down your throat