365 you're guarded under lock and key
that ain't right there's got to be some time for me
the PTA is messing with my destiny

let us escape and unhook your chastity

this moment ought to be our own

why don't we lose this chaperone
it's time to be alone


and now the night is over you're stuck here in your room
let's sneak off undercover night crawlers in the moon
you can't deny we got the cosmic chemistry

ionic bond the glue that's holding you to me

CHORUS


oh let me count the ways
that we could make it strange

you ain't no private dancer
you belong on center stage
sweeter than a honeycomb

can't taste it on the phone
ain't no discreet romancer
so come on let's take this home


CHORUS X2