[Chorus]
All I want is a DILF for Christmas
That's all I want under my Christmas tree

So, Santa, can you hear me? My only wish is
A handsome man wearing a wedding ring


[Verse 1]
I could go party and hang out with all of my friends
And never worry that he'd be bugging me

Cause when he's not with me on business trips
He'd be spending time with his boring family
And that's why


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[Verse 2]
He could spend all day with them on Christmas
But he'd stop by my place on Christmas Eve

He'd shower me with kisses, and love, and presents
Like money, wine, and his wife's old Jewelry
It looks better on me


He'd have a high paying job so that he could afford me
His kid would only be 1, 2, 3, 4, or maybe 5

Cause I only want a man who's slightly older
He'd be handsome, rich, married, and maximum pushing 35
That's right, cause


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[Verse 3]
He'd say sorry honey, I have to go pick up Mikey
He just is finishing up his first soccer game

I'd say, alright babe, goodbye, nighty nighty
But I thought I told you I wasn't interested in knowing his name


I'm not lookin for a family, no

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All I want is a DILF for Christmas
Someone who won't tie me up in his strings
All I want is a DILF for Christmas

Someone I can return after I'm done playing with his thing

All I want is a DILF for Christmas

That's all I want under my Christmas tree
So, Santa, can you hear me? My only wish is
A handsome man wearing a wedding ring


NURSE!