It started on the real world

A hot tube full of hot girls


Grinding every frat boy and freak




Line up all the Idols


Who paint on phony smiles


Trying to ride the fast track for free




Who's the biggest loser?


I'll bust the biggest boozer

Bigger ratings for MTV





And all the sole survivors

Still stranded on the island


Lying through their teeth for money




So everybody dance and everybody sing


If you wanna go far, if you wanna be a star


Yeah, we can swing it, cha-ching




When you take off all your clothes


When you strike a Playboy pose

If you wanna go far, if you wanna be a star


Then you gotta bring it, cha-ching




Everybody stop and stare


Kardashian's $$# is everywhere


If you missed it, watch TMZ




Pretending to be lesbians


The Tila's playing all of them

While flavor flave get $#&@ed up for free





Guess, who's been living large

It's mini me the !@$^ star


Google it, I think you'll agree




And all the hotties on the Hills


Just getting rich and making deals

While you and I are watching TV




So everybody dance and everybody sing

If you wanna go far, if you wanna be a star


Yeah, we can swing it, cha-ching




When you take off all your clothes

When you strike a Playboy pose

If you wanna go far, if you wanna be a star


Then you gotta bring it, cha-ching



The all American Dream


Is getting fifteen for free

The all American Dream

Is so skin deep




It started on the real world

A hot tube full of hot girls

Grinding every frat boy and freak




So everybody dance and everybody sing

If you wanna go far, if you wanna be a star


Yeah, we can swing it, cha-ching



When you take off all your clothes

When you strike a Playboy pose


If you wanna go far, if you wanna be a star

Then you gotta bring it, cha-ching




So everybody dance and everybody sing

If you wanna go far, if you wanna be a star

Yeah, we can swing it, cha-ching



When you take off all your clothes

When you strike a Playboy pose

If you wanna go far, if you wanna be a star

Then you gotta bring it, cha-ching



So hurry turn it on, turn it on

Get your fifteen minutes

It's almost gone, turn it on, turn it on

Cha-ching



So hurry turn it on, turn it on

Get your fifteen minutes

It's almost gone, turn it on, turn it on

Cha-ching