It started on the real world
A hot tub full of hot girls
Grindin' every frat boy and freak


Line up all the idols
Who paint on phony smiles

Tryin' to ride the fast track for free

Who's the biggest loser?

I'll bust the biggest boozer
Bigger ratings for MTV


All the sole survivors
Still stranded on the island
Lying through their teeth for money


So everybody dance and everybody sing,
If you wanna go far, if you wanna be a star

Yeah we can swing it,
Cha-ching
When you take off all your clothes, when you strike a playboy pose

If you wanna go far, if you wanna be a star
Then you gotta bring it
Cha-ching


Everybody stop and stare
Kardashian's $$# is everywhere

If you missed it watch TMZ

Pretending to be lesbians

tatila's playing all of them
While flavor flav get $#&@ed up for free


Guess who's really livin' large
It's mini me the !@$^ star
Google it i think you'll agree


And all the hotties on the hills
Just getting rich and making deals

While you and i are watchin' TV

So everybody dance and everybody sing,

If you wanna go far, if you wanna be a star
Yeah we can swing it
Cha-ching

When you take off all your clothes, When you strike a playboy pose
If you wanna go far, if you wanna be a star
Then you gotta bring it

Cha-ching

The all american dream

Is getting 15 for free

The all american dream is so skin deep


It started on the real world
A hot tub full of hot girls

Grinding every frat boy and freak

So everybody dance and everybody sing,

If you wanna go far, if you wanna be a star
Yeah we can swing it
Cha-ching

When you take off all your clothes, When you strike a playboy pose
If you wanna go far, if you wanna be a star
Then you gotta bring it

Cha-ching

So everybody dance and everybody sing,

If you wanna go far, if you wanna be a star
Yeah we can swing it
Cha-ching

When you take off all your clothes, When you strike a playboy pose
If you wanna go far, if you wanna be a star
Then you gotta bring it

Cha-ching

So hurry turn it on, turn it on, get your 15 minutes
15's almost gone, turn it on, turn it on
(cha-ching)

So hurry turn it on, turn it on, get your 15 minutes
15's almost gone, turn it on, turn it on
(cha-ching)