In the middle of the forest,
in the middle of the woods I took off my $#&@in' pants,
that's when Jeff's mom understood.

She's a chode bearing !@#%,
who gets drunk at bars with balloons
And friends as they walk her to her car.

In the middle of the forest,
I called her a $#&@in !@^%, put a knife in her chest.
These would be her last words, like she told me they would,

these would be the last words she ever heard
'suck my $#&@in dick