Open with snare playing on every half beat for two bars, then play verse riff twice
Verse 1:
Gibberish is the key to success

The most important thing about a song is that you digress
And if you say it with enough meaning they'll think you're making a point
The fat cats will love you and they'll get the crowd to love you too, because you see


Chorus:
It's all about the money, baby

That's all they really care about
It's all about the money, baby
The man is back and he's poisoning our minds again

(stop playing)
...and don't you forget
(play verse riff)


Verse 2:
Get a bevy of beautiful women in tight clothes

Make sure they have plentiful $$#ets
Pick random words out of a hat for songs
And watch the front row fill with men and drool, because you see


Chorus


Purple custard dripping from a dead dog's eye
I had some fairy liquid with my fries
(Talk here): the problem here is we're stuck in a chameleon shift. The only real problem is decided whether we're red or green, or green or blue.