Bro down, man up
You know that I'm packing
Got this huge-ass truck

No fear
!#@% and beer
My three favorite things words: !@$)got, gay, queer

$#&@ yeah, domestic abuse
$#&@ yeah, jungle juice
$#&@ yeah, doing keg stands

$#&@ yeah, nu-metal bands
$#&@ yeah, creatine powder
$#&@ yeah, power hours

$#&@ yeah, tribal tats
$#&@ yeah, being in a frat
$#&@ yeah, frosted tips

$#&@ yeah, being small-dicked
I'm going to the bars tonight
I'm gonna pick a fight

Feeding girls roofie @@#!tails
Show that (*##$ who's the alpha male
I got my beer goggles on

I could go all night long