Hello operator i would like to place a call
To the pale grey telephone that is hanging on her wall
I know this sounds crazy but could you patch me through

So she does not here me ringing
I will wait I've got nothing else to do
When she finally picks me up checking for a dial tone

I will be resting on the earlobe that i used to hunt and
peck
I will slowly wrap myself around her pretty little neck

I'll begin the explanation as to why she cannot breath
You should not have been unfaithful
You should not have ever $#&@ed with me