Hello, my name is Billy, yes that's a very Western name
I'm the one trying to get in your pants and make you feel never the same

This all may sound like a joke to you but wait until we leave this saloon
You will think all different when you scream my name and that's pretty soon


Chorus:
Cause I'm a cowboy from the West
With my wiener, I'm better than the rest

So let our body juices flow
And be the next one in a row


I know I'm not rich and have absolutely nothing for you to share
I can't even promise you I'm faithful to you because that wouldn't even be fair
But I know how to treat a lady when she's all naked on the floor

Not sure how I do it, but I do know you will scream for more



Cause I'm a cowboy from the West
With my wiener, I'm better than the rest
So let our body juices flow

And be the next one in a row

Well, let's just not waste any more words and do this final deed

Just promise me you won't spill anything on my fresh-washed sheet
And wake me up with a well-earned breakfast, so not just a cup of Joe
Or else I'll be on my way, before you'll even know