Why do lesbians do the same %#@!
first comes love
then comes marriage

and then move into an apartment?
What? You been together for a month
im sorry enough is enough

if you think love is what you found
im gonna need you to sit the $#&@ down


No mother $#&@a, that aint how it goe
We really need to learn how to take %#@! slow
Just cause yall kissed that one night

DOES NOT make her your girlfriend, aight!
Date, take her out, have fun
sooner or later you'll fall in love

No need to move all $#&@in quick
thats it im done next subject


What's wrong? You moody?
Me TOO What's bleedin?
Yo Choocie? ... %#@!

I dont want no argument
Im bloated. are you?
Girl?!? why you ask all of them questions?


why all these (*##$es gotta play with me
they lie up until a sertain point you see

i talked to a girl %#@! was extravagant
come to find out this (*##$ was preg-nant
WE'RE GAY! HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN

I KNOW! I DONT UNDERSTAND IT EITHER
the only thing i could say to myself was
Hart... You are not the father...


Ok... lets move on
can we talk about stap ons

just because you bought your dick
does not mean that you HAVE it
Studs... you know what i'm talkin bout

your a woman! stop tryna act out
I know! Dom is hot
but what the $#&@ is a "touch me not"???

I can understand prefrences
but this is what I have a problem with
in front of your hommies your all like (Grunt)

but in the bed your all like (moan)
Don't be fake! Just be you!
don't mind me do you boo boo

if your not happy being a women
then good luck with your transition


Girllll, let me tell you!
Imma fem and dis my point of view
i sent a stud and she was hella cute

Who would have known she was $#&@in me and you??
Now im not all incompitent
But I need to get out dis relationship

She beats me... and pulls my herr
and even steals money up out of my purse!
Girl, i dont know what to do

I wanna break up but thats my boo
I can't see myself wit no one else
Now pass me that vokah up on the top shelf


Whaaat she dipped into yo wallet?
She even turning you into an alcoholac??

Ladys... you know what to do
why be with someone who beats you?
Thats somehting i dont understand

leave her then run as fast as you can

Hell naw! You finna leave me

ima stud but i still have woman feelings
GIRL! I did so much %#@! for you
I paid yo phone and ya car note too!

cant nobody eat cho coochie like i do
HUMPH!

Really? Thats why your with her?
Because you ate her from time to time during winter?

OK! Hope we learned something today
(*##$es be cray
And now that my statement been heard
its time to go watch reruns of the L Word...