Shontelle: "Mum, I'm just going in the garden."

Mum: "Look out for the dog muck!"


Shontelle: "It's alright. I'll be on my trampoline!"


My name is Shontelle, and I am 14,
I've got an iPod and a trampoline,
Easy to find me, know what I mean?

If I ain't on Facebook, I'm on my trampoline.
I got a pitbull, and I like texting,
And pretty soon, I'll do the sex thing.


I wanna' baby, I wanna' baby, I wanna' baby of my own.
I wanna' baby, I wanna' baby, a baby and a mobile phone.


I like Jordan, Kerry Katona. See you later, I said I'll phone ya'!
Love my boyfriend, like no other,

He had his name down, for Big Brother.
I want a boob job. And when I'm 15, I'll take my boob job, on my trampoline.


I wanna' baby, I wanna' baby, I wanna' baby of my own.
I wanna' baby, I wanna' baby, a baby and a mobile phone.


I got ambition, don't want a doll.
No, I want a snog with, Ashley Cole.
Or Frank Lampard or John Terry.

Or just anyone, who's on the telly.
I got a pitbull. And a carrot.
I got a fish tank. I don't like carrots!


I wanna' baby, I wanna' baby, I wanna' baby of my own.
I wanna' baby, I wanna' baby, a baby and a mobile phone.


I watch Jamie. Aww. And I watch Gok Wan.
I wanted flat screen, so I got one.

If you saw me, it's quite apparent.
That I'm the fat one, off Britain's Got Talent.
I got a big bag, of Haribo.

My brother, he got a ASBO.
My mum has, got a !@$) on.
My dad has, got a tag on.

I had that holiday, in Corfu.
My dad couldn't make it because of his curfew.


I wanna' baby, I wanna' baby, I wanna' baby of my own.
I wanna' baby, I wanna' baby, a baby and a mobile phone.
-Repeat 3x-