I once met a wino down on skid rowd
Who had to be drunker than I've ever been
He aske for a drink-N-I just couldn't refuse him

Seein' the state that the poor guy was in

He drank it right down so I asked the bartender

To bring him another and bill it to me
And as we started talkin he told me aa story
"Bout how this ol' wino had gotten to be


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He said two pretty women were drivin' me crazy
I was in heaven and I was in hell
One was a tramp and one was a lady

And if there was a difference I sure couldn't tell

[ride]


I bought him another and the story got better
And he told me about all the games that they played

How one led him on while the other seduced him
And teased him and used him-N-then sent him away


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Yes he said two pretty women were drivin' me crazy

I was in heaven and I was in hell
One was a tramp and one was a lady
And if there was a difference I sure couldn't tell


Yea two pretty women were drivin' me crazy
I was in heaven and I was in hell

One was a tramp and one was a lady
And if there was a difference he sure couldn't tell
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