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Come on, join the Slug Club, baby

Join the Slug Club
Join the Slug Club, baby
Join the Slug Club


You can hang out with McLaggen
You can hang out with Melinda Bobbin

You can make friends with Zabini
It will be just like a fraternity
In the Slug Club


Join the Slug Club
Join the Slug Club, baby

Do you have a pretty mommy in the Slug Club?
Join the Slug Club
Join the Slug Club, baby

Join the Slug Club

Do you wanna at the Ministry

You better bring the slug man candy
You can be your teacher's pet


Or you can pet the teacher
In the Slug Club


Join the Slug Club
All you need's a famous relative in the slug club
Join the Slug Club

Come on, join the Slug Club, baby

Come on, everybody

Did you ever wanna meet Gwenog Jones?
She's in the Slug Club
Kid, Slug Club!

Yeah, she's in the Slug Club
Oh, Slug Club
Yeah, do you like famous people in the Slug Club?

Oh, in the Slug Club
Woo, woo, yeah the Slug Club
Join the Slug Club (SLUG CLUB!)

Take it Harry