OOOH INTERNET
OOOH INTERNET


This constant refresh well they say it's the death of us, baby
But I like what you do and the way that you change on the daily

When I walk down the street only strangers I meet
But I can shake loneliness in just a tweet


Internet
I don't want to lose you


Oh internet
If you were a pokemon I'd choose you


Oh internet
Keep me on your feed
I synch to you pretty much constantly


OOOH INTERNET
OOOH INTERNET


Every now and then I go and check on the mail
Cause when there are physical letters consistency fails

Oh these bills everyday,
Lest they be autopay
Are easy to ignore

....anyway

Internet

I don't want to lose you

OOO INTERNET


Oh internet
You're the only love that's true


Oh internet
I'd make out with your face

Later tonight let's meet in cyberspace

Oh but I can't get by unless there's wifi

Is this a drug that I need
There is no other way
I am at home all day

so that my torrents can seed
you just don't get it
cause you're not on reddit

and if you want me to go out
just make sure that there's


Internet
I don't want to lose you


OOH INTERNET

oh internet

boo boo be boo boo-boop

OOH INTERNET


oh internet
I wrote you this song

and if you like it then you all can sing along