I did some time in Tokyo in a dojo
Learned karate and kung fu
And judo because you know

I'm a $#&@in' samurai from the darkside
Eating fried rice, and I lie
I'm not Bruce Lee, I'm not Chinese

I'm on the trapeze, and I'm free
In Nagasaki, I'm drinking saki
And watching hockey in my jockeys

And I'm a servant to technology
I'm a $#&@in' samurai, from the darkside
Eating fried rice, and I lie

I'm not Bruce Lee, I'm not Chinese
I'm on the trapeze, and I'm free
In my Nissan, I put the priest on

And I head out on the highway to Budokan
I'm metal basted and domo wasted
I'm a $#&@in' samurai from the darkside

Eating fried rice, and I lie
I'm not Bruce Lee, I'm not Chinese
I'm on the trapeze, and I'm free