The alarm is going off again
And I can't find the strength within
To get myself to get up out of bed

And I can't find my keys

And I'm sick of feeling like this

Every single morning
Five more minutes in bed
With the covers over my head


Trying to get fired so I won't have to quit
Don't wanna spend my nights working the graveyard shift

I'm so sick and tired yeah I'm over it
I'm calling this early retirement yeah


It's not that I'm afraid of work
I think that I'm above it
It's just like johnny paycheck said

"Take this job and shove it"
I'd rather be anywhere but here


Trying to get fired so I won't have to quit
Don't wanna spend my nights working the graveyard shift
I'm so sick and tired yeah I'm over it

I'm calling this early retirement yeah

I'd rather be anywhere else

I'd rather be anywhere but here

Trying to get fired so I won't have to quit

Don't wanna spend my nights working the graveyard shift
I'm so sick and tired yeah I'm over it
I'm calling this early retirement yeah