Now I'm gonna tell you a story about this girl I knew
You might say that I'm crazy but I swear it's all true
I met her one night

She was smoking a big cigar

And she told me

Yes she told me
Oh babe, I'd love it if I could wash your car


Well, she had her sleeves rolled up just a bit
Tight jeans and those dark red lips
I could have had her right then in that dirty bar


But I told her
Yes I told her

First, you got to wash my car

Make it clean

The cleanest it's ever been
And then when you're trough with that I'll let you drive the machine


I tell you once she got trough
She rinsed it off and made it look brand new
I wanted to let her know that she was the best by far


But she told me
Yes she told me

Oh babe you know I love it when I get to wash your car