In the kingdom of the blind
Its said the one-eyed man is king
And in the kingdom of the bland

Its nine oclock on itv
I believe ive seen holograms
With more substance than you

Automatic doors dont open for you

C-o-r-g-i (corgi registered friends)

C-o-r-g-i (corgi registered friends)
You meet up on a monday with your
Corgi registered friends


You call glastonbury oeglasto
Youd like to go there one day

When theyve put up the gun towers
To keep the hippies away
December sees kitzbuehel

Clad in lowe alpine
Your children are painfully soulless
Ralphs in brize norton


C-o-r-g-i (corgi registered friends)
C-o-r-g-i (corgi registered friends)

You do del boy impressions with your
Corgi registered friends


For sale: gym equipment
But now your jeans are too tight
Amanda burton on autopilot

Its all you need each night
I wear a tolerance robe
I have the patience of job

But when i hear your wifes silly giggling
At ann summers parties


C-o-r-g-i (corgi registered friends)
C-o-r-g-i (corgi registered friends)
You go to medieval banquets with your

Corgi registered friends

Stick this in your volvo (glove compartment)

Stick this in your volvo (glove compartment)
Stick this in your volvo (glove compartment)
Stick this in your volvo (glove compartment)