WOMEN
I gotta get out
I gotta get out

I gotta get out
How'd i get in this slammer
This cooler

This big dollhouse!

MATRON

Alright, ladies, welcome to the "Big Dollhouse!" For those of you new to the Baltimore Women's House of Detention, think of me as a mother... one who eats her young!

VELMA

Locked up with all these
Lowlife women


EDNA
And horizontal stripes
Ain't exactly slimmin'


AMBER
Is there anybody here

Who can dry clean my blouse?

MATRON

It's the maid's day off

ALL

In the big oollhouse

LI'L INEZ

Lady justice,
Where have you gone?


EDNA
Ã?îí, wilbur, check,
I think i left the iron on!


VELMA
Did you see corny laughing?

I could murder that louse!

MATRON

Honey, that'll getcha life

HOOKERS

In the big dollhouse

ALL

Big house!

VELMA

Locked up here in the pen

ALL

Big house!

AMBER

No phone!

EDNA

No food!

MOTORMOUTH

No men!

EDNA

I need a conjugal visit
From my loving spouse


MATRON
Honey, just drop the soap


ALL
In The Big Dollhouse


EDNA (to Matron)
Yoo hoo,
My stomach's a little sour
I haven't had food
In over an hour


MATRON
You just had a pizza,
Six burgers, a mouse!


ALL
There's no food left
In the big dollhouse

VELMA

Hey, matron,
I have got to complain

HOOKER
Mira, mami, don't i know you

From 1st and main?

VELMA
Eek, call my attorneys
Lip%#@!z and strauss
I gotta get sprung

From the big dollhouse

ALL
Big house!

LITTLE INEZ
No fair!


EDNA
No food!

PENNY
No fun!


ALL
Big house!

MOTORMOUTH
And our fight had just begun
'Cause it's freedom's flame
Velma'd like to douse

So we must break out of this

ALL
Big Dollhouse

TRACY
Penny, i can't take

All this waiting
I've lost my man
Plus, my hair's deflating!

PENNY
Well Tracy,
I hate to grumble or grouse


ALL (screaming at Tracy)
But it's your fault that we're in
This big dollhouse!!

BEATNIK CHICK
Hey, cool it, ladies
No need to shout
And don't ya got an old man
To bail you out?

VELMA
Ha! Her daddy's a pervert,
A loser, a souse!

EDNA (pawing Velma)
Well, it's iust us girls
In the big dollhouse

ALL
Big house!

AMBER
God, i'm too young to fry!

ALL
Big house!

EDNA
I'm busting out!

MOTORMOUTH
Girl, so am i!

ALL
Lady justice, hear my plea
'Cause the big dollhouse
The big dollhouse
The big dollhouse
Ain't big enough for me!
For me!
For me!

EDNA
For me!!!