Suicidal tendencies tend to be the end of me
Haiku Kush, the rapper I pretend to be
Write these rhymes easily, people sayin clever me

White horrorcore
(*##$es ask for more and more
Suck a dick from door to door

Im done scraping plates ready for a smorgasbord
Imma rather tragic rapper
Never dress up still look dapper

Chronic fapper skill lacker
Staggering swagger on another level $#&@ing ladder
$#&@ a (*##$ backwards

Her $$# is no slacker she wants me bad badder
Shes struggling getting mad faster
Pillow chatter louder til I drop bombs like a mad hatter

Then swing swing swing like a rather rad batter
Aim low though to make the knee cap shatter
Bury $#&@ers acting up in a mountain of plaster

Master capper switch hitter on a (*##$ if I have to whack her
Mind over money matters
Haiku over these other rappers

I sucker punch a nutty bunch
Talking %#@! swallow some spunk and stuff
And spit it up like some chunky lunch then suck it up

I got a crew ready to muscle up
(*##$ that mouth better hustle shut
You such a punk

We organize our crime while you looking like a cluster$#&@
Hit the town looking for a cheap thrill
Rolling on jack weed e and a green pill

Haikus very scary
Tearing cherries not $#&@ing married
Force feed berries to mariah carey

Then bury her temporary in the cemetary til night comes and wolves get weary
I'm the jealous type
Suicide by metal pipe

Rhymes ripe for hella hype
Kill time and (*##$es psych
Psych my psychologist

Rape a gynecologist
Haikus on Twitter (*##$ so follow this
Hypnotic promise hipster providence

Blow os metronome drugged hungry hippopotamus
Hip hop no stopping us
Hogwarts rocking bunks

Harrys hectic with Hermione while I'm harassing squashing blunts
Hocking loogies taking Looney tunes hostage in the parking lot and %#@!
Haiku kush the awesomest

Osiris $#&@ing rocking this
prediction time the number dialed im calling it
7 on a $#&@ing thursday 19 years he stalled a bit

School fools and brew cool
Smoke up that dank %#@! make my mouth drool
Haiku Kush undead hes just a $#&@ing ghoul