[Verse 1]
You got a little dick

And mother$#&@er, I don't think I can cope with it
That %#@!, goddam
I'm not the one that you can come on

I need a man with muscle that's big and strong
'Cause I like to $#&@ it once the dick's in sight
But the dick is so little, kind of gave me a fright

You a ran a game on what you can do
Well that's your %#@!, I'm embarrassed for you
See %#@! like that can get your $$# smoked

'Cause you're crying and lying about the size of your dick
Size twelve, size nine, no under six
Come on with it, and try and tell the truth

There's a (*##$ that can help you, her name is Dr. Ruth
You need to seek counseling, and get some good advice
Any (*##$ will tell you, a big dick sure feel nice

I'll take it five one, or six foot six
But you gets none coming with your teeny weeny dick
Blind, crippled or crazy, I'll take them eight to eighty

Every day, a brand new pick
But you can't get nowhere, 'cause you got a Little Dick


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Little Dick, who do you think you are?
Little Dick, you're not going to get very far

Little Dick, I won't ride in your car
Little Dick, just who do you think you are?


[Verse 2]
You even went on Geraldo and Oprah Winfrey show
Lying about how you done $#&@ed a hoe

^!$$% please, I didn't give you any
The dick is too short and had the nerve to be skinny
I know it's wrong to put you on the spot

But your dick is the size of a microdot
And that's small, but that's not all
Your $$# is lacking one of them balls

Now I know it's just a stereotype
Because you're a black man with a very small swipe
Bragging about all the ends you're getting with

You need to go out and buy a brand new dick
Don't feel bad, 'cause I know you're not alone
There's a lot of brothers perpetrating with a little boner

They got all their (*##$es hanging on their arms
Filling their ears with too much charm
But then they get them home and throw them in the bed

The (*##$ want to go, 'cause there ain't no dick head
Snorting base or smoking happy stick
A (*##$ don't want a brother with an itty bitty dick


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[Verse 3]
$#&@ a little dick, coming straight from my heart
The %#@! is so little, does it really get hard?

Your dick to me is like a goddam joke
Leave it alone boy, it ain't no hope
It's like magic, you got a little dick

Not the Johnson, he's having big fun
Like Michael Jordan, he's got a big one
I'll play with your mind, boy, your dick is like a toy

Like a Weeble that wobbles, like a nipple on a bottle
Little like that, is how you stand
A much bigger dick is now in demand

Calling all dicks from across the world
Contact the hoe, call me Babygirl
Interviews begin at half past six

First requirement is a very big dick
Long to the bone, ready to ram
Slam, bam, thank you ma'am

Those are words that you can't get with
Face the fact: you've got a little dick


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