All metrics, all measures
All used for the next trials
Full! Full!

Candidates are looming
Where the previous have fell
Six cups, five mugs

Four tankards to empty
Fast! Fast!
Afterwards try not to shake

Your entire skull

All metrics, all measures

All filled for the next trials
Full! Full!
Beware don't slip

On this grog-wet ground
Three bottles, two jugs
One keg to empty

Fast! Fast!
Beerzerker is chosen by a tight criteria


Oh, Beerzerker!
Oh, Beerzerker!
Supreme elites of the boozer's part

Vicious drainers of fine ale
Display with pride an enormous paunch,
Always avid for more

Display with pride an enormous paunch,
Always avid for more


Zealous maids run to refill
Labour sweat drops show it well
From the forehead to the neck

They travel towards their breasts

Inside this thronged hall

Stands out a distinct melody
Charming, loud, grotesque belches
Such exquisite symphony


From the start straight to the end
Many laughs this night have shared

With dull eyes we gaze in wonder
To those who barely still stand
Farewell brave beerzerkers

You've endured your trials bravely
We shall now rest and prepare
For the next time we'll be there