Little Flopsy flaps around.
He flaps on up and flaps on down.
He's just flippy flappy happy slappy kind crappy clown.

Flap Flopsy flap, wrap a slimey lap around the map If you do these things,
Flopsy baby your going to take a nap
Birdies know

Rivers flow
Doggy always go
Your playin' pocket pool (that's right) pocket everyday

When you got the pool in pocket it's always that way
Pig-dick sandwich porcu-butt pie
Slup it up with yer black eye bride

Got them Rocky Mountain oysters on the side...