Oh I am $#&@in' an animal
I'm $#&@in' an animal
I'm holding on the horns

I'm $#&@in' an animal
I'm involved with !@$^
I'm $#&@in' an animal

Sure is nice and warm in here
In my animal drinking fifty beers
I'm $#&@in' an animal blowing fifty steers

I'm $#&@in' an animal
Oh, I'm a $#&@ing queer
I'm $#&@in' an animal

Didn't have to take her on a date
Just had to stand here on a crate
No talking, no torment, no long-term commitment

Just me and animal,
Getting my dick bent I'm $#&@in' an animal
Didn't have to say please I'm $#&@in' an animal

With Legionnaires disease I'm $#&@in' an animal
Damn hard on the knees... I'm $#&@in' an animal
ANIMAL!

Animal $#&@er on the loose I'm $#&@in' an animal
I'll go from duck to goose I'm $#&@in' an animal
One time I $#&@ed a moose I'm $#&@in' an animal

But now the animal is in pain!
It's in pain, it's in pain, it's in pain (terrible pain).
And now it starts to rain....

But I'm still the same. I'm $#&@in' an animal
Not proud of what I do... I'm $#&@in' an animal
Had a great time at the zoo I'm $#&@in' an animal

Cause you won't let me $#&@ you...
Animal!