look at us, we on the great wall of china
climbing all the steps, or at least we tryina
how 'bout some coffee for a caffeine hit?

help the economy, souvenirs and s**t!

you can do the michael jackson on the wall

people taking pictures? photobomb them all
spin in a circle, you do it for a while
just don't lay down 'cause planking's outta style


this lady loves that asian baby
that lady loves this asian baby

look at this really cute asian baby
errbody love this asian baby


don't use your cellphone during a storm
if you find a scarf, keep it to keep you warm
throw all your trash into this garbage bin

all you tourists getting off, make sure you come again