I know a holiday
Better than the rest
I know a holiday

It's the best

Festivus

Is the time of the year
for the rest of us
Festivus, Festivus

come wrestle with me
So you fail your math exam
Don't know what to blame

Airing of grievances is Comin'
put that test to shame


mom gets mad and your
dad gets mad
and you get glad

now your wrestling with the
Iron clad


Big Friggin' ship

Festivus

is the time of the year
for the rest of us
Festivus, Festivus

come gather 'round the pole

Just a pole

no tensil
I find tensil Distracting