Soccer, Soccer, Soccer... (22x)You would give me kiss if I were on soccer teamSoccer, Soccer, Soccer... (16x)Yes, You would give me kiss if I were on the soccer team,I know this because you are girlfriend of Rasheem.If I had a jersey with my number on the back,Then you would be my girlfriend and you would give me smack.When I'd dial a telephone call you would call me back,You would take me for a ride in your Cadillac.You would give me milk, to go with my Apple Jack,but you dont. This hurt Hashmere like a thumb tack.I play chess, but you dont care,still like soccer player with his very long hair.And I ask for half a candy-cane you would not share,This made me mad like a big grizzly bear!Every time I try out for team I get chopped,Coach says to me, Hashmeer you need to stop.No I do not care, and I keep on trying because I think you would give me kiss if I were on soccer team.Soccer, Soccer, Soccer... (9x)You would give me kiss if I were on soccer team.Know what I mean? Know what I mean?Soccer, Soccer, Soccer... (9x)You would give me kiss if I were on soccer team.Know what I mean? Know what I mean?I like to paint, and I like to draw.but that doesn't mean I can kick a soccer ball.You dont even say hi when you see me in the hall.Tried to give you kiss but you push me and I fall.If I wore the Umbros and a pair of cleats,then you would want to do a sex on the bed sheets.Then we would go out and get a bite to eat.We would have a sandwich with lettuce and meat.Then we'd go back home and watch Jerry Letterman.I know you like Rasheem but Hashmeres the better man.He might be good at soccer but I think he's too mean.You would give me kiss if I were on soccer team!Soccer, Soccer, Soccer... (9x)You would give me kiss if I were on soccer team.Know what I mean? Know what I mean?Soccer, Soccer, Soccer... (9x)You would give me kiss if I were on soccer team.Know what I mean? Know what I mean?For two weeks I practice night and day,but I'm still not good enough for the portion that we play.Guess what I discover while I'm at the Jiffy Lube?Hashmere is very good at Rubix Cube.I can separate white and red from the green,I will chop a pony (and slightly give you teen????)and yes, I am better at the Rubix Cube than James Dean,and I am better at the Rubix Cube than Charlie Sheen.If my pants be dirty I wash them and they're clean.Could have been my queen,I could have been your king, but now all women want to date this mean machine.I dont need you (*##$, I'm on the Rubix Cube team!!!Rubix, Rubix, Rubix... (9x)I dont need you and I dont need your soccer teamCuz now (*##$ I'm on the Rubix Cube team.Know what I mean? Know what I mean?Rubix, Rubix, Rubix... (9x)I dont need you (*##$ or your soccer teamKnow what I mean? Know what I mean?