If ya'll can do it, hmm, hmmm
Yeah, ha, uhmm, yeh


Oh, yeah, ooh, uhhuh
Yeah, I like this here
Oh god, a lot more, sure I can


You gonna dance?
Show me what you can do, boy

You like it?

Now listen here, ok

Oh, the girl I talked to, she's sort of neurotic (yeah)
Her crazy exboyfriend is really psychotic (man)
Scares the girl by threatenin' her life

Says, "girl, you're dead if you're not my wife" (oh)

Beats her in public, beats her in private

Tried it around me, almost on fire
Said, "forget him, don't you know he's a loser"
Who would love a woman, turn around and abuse her


Only a fool, as described by the Tribe
Here's another one who's on the full vibe

Gonna make it short (yeah) gonna make it quick
For this situation makes me sick


See your brother, man, with a female
His crazy ego trying to show he'll prevail
In any situation lay deluxe on the side

Emotions run free, nothing he will hide

Why, I remember one sunny day (man)

Took my cousin to the park so we can play
On the way, a couple resembled
The one I just described, everything $$#embled


Another young man walked in their direction
Bumped him a bit, excuses and perfection

But the man with the lady grabbed the other by the neck
Demanded an apology and also respect


The younger aggravator grabbed him back and smacked him
The girl just laughed and laughed and laughed at him
He felt ashamed for what he had done

And looked like a fool to everyone (oh)

These are three stories from the Naked City

Reality (yeah) is sometimes a ditty
Like Rod Serling from the Twilight Zone
Earth to your brain, is anyone home? (man)


I see you there, tryin' to make amends
Tryin' to make some friends, but now the story ends

On a note that I just wrote
Stay afloat on the reality boat


Slow down and think and take it cool
And try to avoid the description of the...


...Man, %#@!, you think you're all that
Now that you all wax or something
That you can tell a brother what to do do do . . .


If ya'll can do it, hmm, hmmm
Yeah, ha, uhmm, yeh X8


Oh, yeah, ooh, uhhuh
Yeah, I like this here

Oh god, a lot more, sure I can

You gonna dance?

Show me what you can do, boy
You like it?