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Mad mullahs and dirty bombs

Alert the coastal command
Ack-ack positions everyone
She's my honey bee and here she comes

Cancer rabies SARS
Hairy beards and hurtling stars
Won't somebody touch me?

Won't somebody touch me?
Honey bee lets fly to Mars
Buzz buszz buzz


There's a kid laying on the lawn
The neighbours on the telephone

The dispatcher asks "What's going on?"
"Please Sir, what's going on?"
The kid is laying on the lawn

He's been giving me %#@! for years
He rides his bike across my lawn
Now he's laying on the lawn

Won't somebody touch me?
O someone please touch me!
Honey bee lets fly to Mars

Buzz buzz buzz Ba baba ba ba ba Wo!

Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba!


Scud missiles Asian flu
The easily offended

We are the undefended
We are the undefended
Won't somebody touch us

There's a virus come to town
Won't somebody give me a kiss
He's been giving me %#@! for years

Honey bee lets fly to Mars
Buzz Buzz buzz buzz buzz
Honey bee Honey bee!