I've got the beat
I've got the booze
There's no one doin' the limbshake

As $#&@ed up as I do
My way of jerkin' round
Is kind of unique in town

But what I'm really proud of
Is my unmolested top ten breakdown


Do the pavement tango
The !@(% pogo
Do the needle mambo

Everybody in the whole damn ghetto
Do the pavement tango
The !@(% pogo

Do the needle mambo

Sister sells her #~!!@

To afford herself a trip
Around the clock on duty
She won't find a plug to fit

Casual urge to defecate
Pretty under control
Itching heels, tattering hips

Waitin' for gettin' balled