I'm a Mother, I'm a lover
A chef, a referree
I'm a Doctor and a chauffer, seven days a week

I ain't asking for a medal, yea, I know you work too
I'd just like a little credit where credit is due


It's the hardest gig I've known, I work my fingers to the bone
Yea, the dishes and the diapers never stop
Lousy pay, there ain't no 401k

I know this may come as a shock..
But this here's a full time job


Well I'm takin' a vacation
I could use a little fun
I'll be sippin' on the silence

And soaking up the sun
I'm leavin' you my apron
You can try it on for size

You said there's nothing to it
So I'm sure you'll be fine


It's the hardest gig I've known, I work my fingers to the bone
Yea, the dishes and the diapers never stop
Lousy pay, there ain't no 401k

I know this may come as a shock but this here's a full time job

In a day or maybe two

You'll be changing your tune
By then you'll be ready to drop..
Working my full time job

This here's a full time job