You're at the top of my long list of heartaches
Right up there with the worst of the worst I've ever known
A real master of disaster

You're my number-one mistake
And you're holding down your spot at the top
Of my long list of heartaches


When we first met
I knew you were a cut above the rest

With your determination
You've proved to be the best
They'll be singing your praises

A hundred years from now
Congratulations, here's to you
Stand up and take a bow

You're at the top of my long list of heartaches
Right up there with the worst of the worst I've ever known
A real master of disaster

You're my number-one mistake
And you're holding down your spot at the top
Of my long list of heartaches


My world's been torn to pieces
More than a time or two

But nothing could prepare me
For the things you put me through
When I my compare my loves gone wrong

I think it's safe to say
No competition, well, next to you
You've blown them all away


You're at the top of my long list of heartaches
Right up there with the worst of the worst I've ever known

A real master of disaster
You're my number-one mistake
And you're holding down your spot at the top

Of my long list of heartaches
A real master of disaster
You're my number-one mistake

And you're holding down your spot at the top
Of my long list of heartaches