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I be the Grandaddy and I run the family,
All of my grandchildren follow me so happily,

The Environmentally Friendly MC is talking,
And you just squawking, you need to get to stopping,
Once again remember, I'm the Grandfather,

And I'm hotter than a King-sized Whopper,
And I'm about to rap now,
Listen close, listen loud, we gon' bring it back now,


Verse:
Ayo I want to start it up,

Take a ride in a college bus,
I feel like a plus,
What's going on with us?

When I take a ride in the village I will fill it,
With a pillage of a shorty scrimmage, get it in a little spillage,
Got a stupid word that's the herd of sheep that comes to play,

Say the verb, country nerds that leap into my green soufflé,
Slash up your vernacular, I am more miracular,
Than these stupid acting birds that think they act spectacular,

Ride in a Streetcar Named Desire but I wanna go to tech,
Matter fact in retrospect you're in need of circumspect,
Cannon fire: excellent, rub a little gelatin, my melanin's malevolent,

Where are the elephants? Why don't you just send 'em in,
To the real Americans, bring it up so elegant, synonym: eloquence,
This goes to the very best, bury me under my chest,

Can I get a little bless that furthers in my only mess,
Enemy of my enema with a fest pool of disgusting nests,
Gonna be my only hex, what the heck?


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