It's my new laptop
that's the truth, I ain't frontin'
and no I can't stop

when it comes to pushing these buttons

It's just amazing

it's an electrical find
you must be crazy
for not having a laptop like mine


It's so elite, look
it's popular with the females'

you'd need a meat hook
to stop me from checking my emails


It's got a keyboard
two kinds of brackets, you'll find
it's got the staple ones

and the squiggly kind

It's got an alt key

I'm not quite sure what it does
but that don't halt me
from pressing it just because


It's got a touch pad
yeah, that's right, it's a rad mouse

red dot in the center
just like the flag of Japan, pow!


It won't forsake me
it's just absurd in itself
you'd have to make me

do my work on something else

It's got a fat microprocessor

running like a kilometer
are you the Merrimac? What?
Watch out for the Monitor!


It's got so much beauty
ain't got a tad of pollution

it's just like Judge Judy
you're getting mad resolution


It's got a fingerprint scanner
like you're launcing a torpedo
but all mine ever blabbers is that

"you just ate a Cheeto"

No, it ain't no beater

all the hackers be wishing
you'd think I was PETA
the way I'm avoiding phishing


I got a Core 2--
no Apple could say that, I swear

unless that apple happened to be
talking to a pear


This ain't just flattery
it's got the lithium fluids
so much battery

it's like it's Chris Brown's to-do list

Could be a hat if it's raining

or a coat if it's chilly
You could even run Vista
well now you're just being sillyv


Multitasking
I can type up my documents

while I'm blasting
Yanni at the Acropolis


Kt's just the baddest
come on, just wait for it
update my status
I'm in a relationship


With a laptop.