When you think of a metal head
Tell me what comes to mind
Well maybe stone-washed jeans, a mullet

A guy whose evolutionarily one step behind
Well, when rob halford came out of the closet
It may not have been a big thing

Well today we're one step closer
To hearing the metal dudes sing
I wanna be

I wanna be a homosexual
Statistics say:
Chances of being gay are more than one in ten

That means there's a forty percent chance
That one of the guys in pantera likes men
HEY!

So I think it's safe to say that many more metal guys are homosexual
This may frustrate the gay community
Why would they want the ugly metal heads available?

See I told you metal dudes are gay too
And I happen to see the proof so far
That your sexuality determines the way you play guitar

Oh! I'd love for everyone in heavy metal to be homosexual
If not only to make the !@(^ $#&@ing pricks in slayer a little uncomfortable