Have you ever been to American wedding?
Where is the vodka, where's marinated herring?
Where is the supply that gonna last three days?

Where is the band that like Fanfare.
Gonna keep it goin' 24 hours


Ta-tar-ranta-ta-ta
Super taran-ta taran-ta ran-ta ta


Instead it's one in the mornin'
and DJ is patchin' up the cords
Everybody's full of cake

Staring at the floor
Proper couples start to wonder
That it's time to do

People gotta get up early
Yep, they gotta go
People gotta get up early

And she'd gotta boyfriend
And this whole $#&@ing thing
Is just a one huge disappointment


Ta-tar-ran-ta


Nothing gets these people going
not even Gypsy Kings
nobody talks about my Supertheory

of Supereverythings!
SO be you Donald Trump
Or be an anarchist

Make sure that your wedding
Doesn't end up like this


I understand the cultures
Of a different kind
But here word celebration

Just doesn't come to mind