If I was a rich man
And I had lots of money
Then I would buy you everything

That you could want honey
But I'm not, no, you know I'm not, yeah


And if I had a sweet car
For every drive we took
Then I would buy some sweet shades

So everyone would look
But I don't, no, you know it's killing me I don't, yeah


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'Cause baby there's a lot of things
That I know I will never be

But I can live with that
As long as you're with me


Now if I was a dog, baby
You could call me Rover
And I would have a doghouse

And you could come on over
But I'm not, no, hey you know I'm not, yeah


And if I was a cowboy
Then I would wear a hat
And you could be my cowgirl

Now I could go for that
But I'm not, no, no you know I'm not, yeah


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Now if I was a smooth man

Well I would have the ticket
I'd take you to the dance floor
And baby we would kick it

But I can't; you've seen me and you know I can't

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If my name was Jack, baby
You could be my Jill

And we'd be rockin' steady
Fetchin' water from that hill
But I'm not, no, hey you know I'm not, yeah


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