Never met a German
Never even seen one
Read it on the newsstand that day

That the tanks are rolling

Next thing I remember is that I'm walking in the army

Following instructions it isn't very charming

Oh (ohohohohoh)

Even now I feel like I'm on fire
Oh - even now I couldn't get much higher


Now I am a general and I am giving out the orders
I almost have an !@($ when the tanks are rolling
Crashing through the borders


It's good to be a general
Just tell these idiots what to do...hehe

Anyone in my position would love it to I say:

Oh(ohohohohoh)

- even now I feel like I'm on fire
Oh â?? even now I couldn't get much higher


Never never never

Now I am a German