Look at me, I'm Sandra Dee
Lousy with virginity
Won't go to bed till i'm legally wed,

I can't! I'm Sandra Dee! Watch it, hey I'm Doris Day
I was not brought up that way.
Won't come across, even

Rock Hudson lost

Kitty with Sugar, Brittany, Tina and Unique:

His heart to Doris Day.

Kitty (Sugar, Brittany, Tina, and Unique):

I dont drink (no!)
Or swear (oh!)
I dont rat my hair (ew!)

I get ill from one cigarette (cough, cough, cough)
Keep your filthy paws
Off my silky drawers!

Would you pull that crap with Annette?

Kitty:

As for you Troy Donahue
I know what you wanna do,
You've got your crust I'm no object of lust.


Kitty with Sugar, Brittany, Tina, and Unique:
I'm just plain Sandra Dee.


Kitty:
Elvis! Elvis let me be!

Keep that pelvis far from me!
Just keep your cool,
Now your starting to drool.

Hey fongool, I'm Sandra Dee.