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Glee lyrics : "Getting Married Today"

Bless this day, pinnacle of life
Husband joined to wife
The heart leaps up to behold

This golden day

Emma, I can't find my shoes!

Today is for Emma
Emma, I give you the rest of my life
To cherish and to keep you, to honor you forever

Today is for Emma, my happily soon-to-be wife
Emma, we're really getting married!


Pardon me, is everybody there?
Because if everybody's there, I wanna thank you all for coming to the wedding
I'd appreciate you going even more, I mean you must have lots of better things to do

And not a word of this to Will, remember Will,?
You know, the man I'm gonna marry, but I'm not
Because I wouldn't ruin anyone as wonderful as he is

But I thank you all for the gifts and the flowers
Thank you all, now it's back to the showers
Don't tell Will, but I'm not getting married today


Bless this day, tragedy of life
Husband joined to wife

The heart sinks down and feels dead
This dreadful day


Emma, I can't find my good cuff-links!
They're on the dresser, right next to my suicide note


Listen, everybody, look, I don't know what you're waiting for
A wedding? What's a wedding? It's a prehistoric ritual
Where everybody promises fidelity forever

Which is maybe the most horrifying word I ever heard of
Which is followed by a honeymoon
Where suddenly he'll realize he's saddled with a nut

And wanna kill me, which he should
So thanks a bunch, but I'm not getting married
Go have lunch, 'cause I'm not getting married

You've been grand, but I'm not getting married
Don't just stand there, I'm not getting married
And don't tell Will, but I'm not getting married today


Go, can't you go?
Why is nobody listening?

Goodbye
Go and cry
At another person's wake

If you're quick
For a kick
You could pick

Up a christening
But please
On my knees

There's a human life at stake!

Listen everybody, I'm afraid you didn't hear

Or do you want to see a crazy lady fall apart in front of you?
It isn't only Will who may be ruining his life
You know, we'll both of us be losing our identities

I telephoned my [email protected]#^yst about it and he said to see him Monday
But by Monday I'll be floating in the Hudson with the other garbage
I'm not well, so I'm not getting married

You've been swell, but I'm not getting married
Clear the hall, 'cause I'm not getting married
Thank you all, but I'm not getting married

And don't tell Will, but I'm not getting married today

Bless this bride

Totally insane
Slipping down the drain
And bless this day in our hearts

As it starts
To rain


Today is for
Go, can't you go? |Emma
Look, you know |Emma
I adore you all |I give you
But why |The rest of

Watch me die |My life
Like Eliza on the ice? |To cherish
Look, perhaps |And to keep you
I'll collapse |To honor you
In the apse |Forever

Right before you all |Today is for Emma
So take |My happily
Back the cake |Soon-to-be
Burn the shoes and boil the rice |Wife
Look, I didn't wanna have to |My adorable

Tell you, but I may be coming |Wife
Down with Hepatitis and I think I'm gonna faint
So if you wanna see me faint I'll do it happily
But wouldn't it be funnier to go and watch a funeral
So thank you for the twenty-seven dinner plates

Thirty-seven butter knives
Forty-seven paperweights
Fifty-seven candleholders

One more thing


I am not getting married!

Amen!

Softly said

But I'm not getting married!


Amen!

With this ring

Still I'm not getting married!


Amen!

I thee wed

See, I'm not getting married!

Amen!


Let us pray Let us pray
That we are getting married That I'm not getting married
Today! Today!

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