Hey Janet (Yes Brad?), I've got something to say.
I really loved the skilful way
You beat the other girls to the bride's bouquet!


The river was deep but I swam it, Janet
The future is ours so let's plan it, Janet

So please don't tell me to can it, Janet
I've one thing to say and that's


Dammit, Janet, I love you...

The road was long but i ran it, Janet

There's a fire in my heart and you fan it, Janet
If there's one fool for you then I am it, Janet
I've one thing to say and that's


Dammit, Janet, I love you...


Here's a ring to prove that I'm no joker
There's three ways that love can grow
That's good, bad or mediocre

Oh J-A-N-E-T I love you so

Oh it's nicer than Betty Munroe had, oh Brad





Now we're engaged and I'm so glad, oh Brad
That you've met Mum and you know Dad, oh Brad
I've one thing to say and that's


Brad I'm mad for you too...


Oh Brad, Oh... dammit!
I'm mad, Oh Janet!
For you, I love you too

There's one thing left to do, and that's

Go see the man who began it, Janet

When we met in his science exam-it, Janet
Made me give you the eye and then panic, Janet
There's one thing to say and that's,


Dammit, Janet, I love you...


Dammit Janet; Oh brad, I'm mad
Dammit Janet; I love you!