Watching the people get lairy
Is not very pretty i tell thee
Walking through town is quite scary

And not very sensible either
A friend of a friend he got beaten
He looked the wrong way at a policeman

Would never have happened to smeaton
And old leodiensian
La-ah-ah, la la lalala la

Ah-ah-ah, la la lalala la

I predict a riot, i predict a riot

I predict a riot, i predict a riot

I tried to get in my taxi

A man in a tracksuit attacked me
He said that he saw it before me
Wants to get things a bit gory

Girls run around with no clothes on
To borrow a pound for a condom
If it wasn't for chip fat, well they'd be frozen

They're not very sensible

La-ah-ah, la la lalala la

Ah-ah-ah, la la lalala la

I predict a riot, i predict a riot

I predict a riot, i predict a riot

And if there's anybody left in here

That doesn't want to be out there

Watching the people get lairy

Is not very pretty i tell thee
Walking through town is quite scary
And not very sensible


La-ah-ah, la la lalala la
Ah-ah-ah, la la lalala la


I predict a riot, i predict a riot
I predict a riot, i predict a riot


And if there's anybody left in here
That doesn't want to be out there


I predict a riot, i predict a riot
I predict a riot, i predict a riot